Peter, Mr Salmon and Emma 952 Day's Winners

 Sexy MF is a commercial success, and a moral disaster

The soaking wet track of the FishRun GP:s did not offer top scores during the weekend. The swimmers agreed widely, that conditions were too tough for anything but routine performances.

In Kuntavaali GP (The Local Election GP) contestants were already preparing for the final leg on Tuesday. Pietari took the brightest medal with just 10 meter before Calle, who apparently was singing the notorious Finland-Swedish song, with phrase sumhomffaralallalei, a bit too early.

The Last Salmochican (”Lohikaani”) kept swimming down, this time 950 meters, and the crowds are still waiting for it's final spurt. Will it ever happen, remains to be seen. However, the only vegetarian of the race will have to work hard to beat Calle, who is leading the overall GP. The Hope (”Toivo”) is still lost, whereas Paavo was finally discovered in Kallio, Helsinki, at a football field. He was removed from the starting list, as it seemed impossible to get the brave fish back on track in time. 

At the Free Salmon GP top scorers of the day were Mr Salmon of Makia Racing team, and Nousiainen of Spey Clave. Loikka and Problem lost the game, as they floated down the stream back to the starting area at Langinkoski. The leading fish is still Jury's own Sexy MF, who's position was, according to malevolent gossip, protected by a zone of sea mines. UN has proved to be totally dysfunctional in it's efforts to steer the judges towards principles of fair play. This caused wide spread demonstrations, which did not seem to bother the fish, who cashed the attention received by making new sponsor deals. 

Korkeakoski GP has started, and the leading fish is prominently swimming Emma 952, of the Team Kalavale. The fish has located it self cleverly to the very spot, were a fishway should be built, to enable spawning for these fishes, too.