The only fish swimming upstream in Jasper Challenge on Friday was Chisu's Her Majesty the Queen. The only contestant of royal ancestry ended slightly below Kenkäsaari, very near Jasper's Koskinen, who still feels a bit insecure about his salmonhood.
Ice One Racing team's Kimi, who is still in lead of the overall race, left observers somewhat disoriented after today's performance. A few local fishermen swore they had seen Kimi dropping in for a few pints at Munkkisaari Inn, whereas some others claimed having seen Kimi wearing a wet and heavy looking gorilla suite, and was therefore swimming roughly a kilometer down the stream.
The number one media of the fishsport keeps observing the situation.
In other GP:s the winners of the day's leg were respectively Ritu, in Kymenlaakso GP, Viimeinen Lohikaani (Last of the Salmochans) of the Greens in the Municipality election GP, and Erämys' Börje in the local Kotka GP start. The most noteworthy performance of the day, however, was seen in the competition of the political fishes. To a great surprise to everyone, Social democrat's Teko (Deed) swam first back to the see, and then started rising to an other rapid nearby, swimming a record total of 9 km.
The fish was disqualifiesd, despite of his great performance in distance, for political staggering.
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